"I broke my own heart loving you."

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hairspraysuppository:

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

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@10 hours ago with 36841 notes

tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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@11 hours ago with 17432 notes

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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@12 hours ago with 45509 notes

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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@11 hours ago with 22403 notes

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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@11 hours ago with 56992 notes
#yes several 
dianarossweave:

curvellas:

immafreebitxh:

adirtylilsecret:

exposethajocks:

I’m sorry wut

Gulp

Is that The Rock?!?

kill me

I want that top

i want that man

dianarossweave:

curvellas:

immafreebitxh:

adirtylilsecret:

exposethajocks:

I’m sorry wut

Gulp

Is that The Rock?!?

kill me

I want that top

i want that man

(Source: wherethefuckisbulbasaur, via embryaa)

@12 hours ago with 6228 notes

"To all the girls whose thighs touch, with stretchmarks laid like gold across their backside, with bellies too full for any inadequate hands, thank goddess for your abundance."

Kim Crosby (via mapof-theproblematique)

Amen.

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